Tactical advice from Luke

 "Say you've gotten in trouble for something or other..."

"Like, maybe you used your new stroller to reach the fish food, which you then dumped on the floor..."

 "Or maybe you just don't want mom to get you dressed. What do you care if it's only 40° outside??"

 "All you have to do is run to your bed, or just plop down right on the floor. Then you start to make snoring noises. No need to close your eyes--just lie down and snore. Mom will think you're asleep and leave you alone."

"Works every time!!"