Stinker McStink

Goofing off, as usual (Luke, 16 months)

2/10/11

I'll be brief, because right now I should be working on a scary tax worksheet that is blowing my brain with its unintelligble-ness, putting away laundry/dishes and sewing. Remember how I said I was going to sew this week? Haven't even gotten my machine out of the closet. I have an inkling why:

Mess of the Day 

by Luke

"What?? What are you lookin' at me like that for?? I'm just making some calls on my cell phone."

"Shredder paper. Mmm!"
Then:

 

 

Am I not feeding him enough fiber or something? Q-tips?!?

 

I don't even know why I bother putting the books back on the shelf, since this happens on a continual basis . (Those three messes all happened on the same day, btw.)

For risk of becoming Lady Redundant Woman, I won't show you the latest gallery of Food Dumped on the Floor, by Luke (already plenty of examples). Instead, I have this!

 

I was straightening the house this morning and chatting on the phone (I swear I spent 5 hours cleaning yesterday but there's hardly a lick of evidence) when I looked over and saw this scintillating scene.

 

Oh. Fabulous.

 

Let's follow the trail...

 

Thar she blows!

 

Luke came back in to inspect things and shove some wadded up t.p. into the center of the roll.

 

Nice to know that my supply for the next few days has been pre-dispensed. How helpful!

 

Oh, and then he ate the side off a cardboard box. (Maybe there is something to the fiber deficiency theory?!)

 

He IS learning to use a fork, though (which is followed by dumping everything on the floor). There's hope for civilization yet!