This is me with my friend Anya. She lived next door to me growing up, and we were thick as thieves. Now she lives way up in northern Utah, but I did get to see her this summer for her son Ashton's baptism. She has six kids, so she has earned her stripes. For some reason she said she thought of me when she read this, and forwarded it on. I was laughing so much it caused a violent coughing fit.
12 Questions every Stay at Home Mom should be allowed to ask her husband when he comes home and complains about a "hard day" at work!
1.
When you walked into work this morning and pleasantly greeted your co-worker Jim, was his first reaction to scream “NO! WANT JASON!" followed by an office supply being thrown at you?
2.
Has a colleague ever climbed up on your lap while you were using your computer and slammed the keyboard with both fists until the up arrow no longer worked?
3.
Do you have to lock yourself in the supply closet or bathroom on a regular basis in order to make phone calls?
4.
Did you finish a complete thought at any time during the day?
5.
When you went out to lunch with your fellow workers, did you have to pack a diaper/juice/extra outfit for them? Did you have to wipe their faces? Smile an apology and leave an extra tip for the waiter on their behalf?
6.
When a co-worker needed you for something, did she sit at her desk with her head tilted back toward the ceiling and repeatedly scream “SEAN! SEEEEANNNN! SEAAAAAAN!” until you came to find him?
7.
When you needed a specific colleague, did you search all over for him, only to finally find him giggling in the cabinet under the sink? Did you also find six pairs of your church shoes under there with him?
8.
Have you had to come to an associate’s aid because she fell off her desk after trying to climb on top of it using a rolling chair?
9.
When you reached for the report a co-worker was handing you, did he snatch them away at the last second and scream “MINE!” while shoving you backwards?
10.
Does your colleague lift up her shirt and pick things out of her belly button every time she comes over to ask a question?
11.
While you are using the restroom, do various co-workers come in the stall and ask you to settle a disagreement or open a packet of fruit snacks?
12.
During a board meeting when everyone is present, do you notice a smell and then have to check all your colleagues’ pants to locate it? In fact, at ANY point in your day do you have to deal with another person's feces?
Ah! (wiping tears from eyes) Thank you, Anya! This was brilliant!!
1.
When you walked into work this morning and pleasantly greeted your co-worker Jim, was his first reaction to scream “NO! WANT JASON!" followed by an office supply being thrown at you?
2.
Has a colleague ever climbed up on your lap while you were using your computer and slammed the keyboard with both fists until the up arrow no longer worked?
3.
Do you have to lock yourself in the supply closet or bathroom on a regular basis in order to make phone calls?
4.
Did you finish a complete thought at any time during the day?
5.
When you went out to lunch with your fellow workers, did you have to pack a diaper/juice/extra outfit for them? Did you have to wipe their faces? Smile an apology and leave an extra tip for the waiter on their behalf?
6.
When a co-worker needed you for something, did she sit at her desk with her head tilted back toward the ceiling and repeatedly scream “SEAN! SEEEEANNNN! SEAAAAAAN!” until you came to find him?
7.
When you needed a specific colleague, did you search all over for him, only to finally find him giggling in the cabinet under the sink? Did you also find six pairs of your church shoes under there with him?
8.
Have you had to come to an associate’s aid because she fell off her desk after trying to climb on top of it using a rolling chair?
9.
When you reached for the report a co-worker was handing you, did he snatch them away at the last second and scream “MINE!” while shoving you backwards?
10.
Does your colleague lift up her shirt and pick things out of her belly button every time she comes over to ask a question?
11.
While you are using the restroom, do various co-workers come in the stall and ask you to settle a disagreement or open a packet of fruit snacks?
12.
During a board meeting when everyone is present, do you notice a smell and then have to check all your colleagues’ pants to locate it? In fact, at ANY point in your day do you have to deal with another person's feces?
Ah! (wiping tears from eyes) Thank you, Anya! This was brilliant!!
8 comments:
Thank you for starting off my day right!!!
So funny! I love it! I may have to repost this myself. I think Adelyn was wondering what I was laughing so hard about... There should also be one about locking the door to try and use the bathroom in peace and still getting random items/tasks shoved under.
I am so laughing my head off right now! I so needed this after yesterdays concussion episode. I think adding a number 13 is in order: Did you receive a call from your spouses office calling to tell you that he was racing his other colleges to their desks or to lunch and tripped and faceplanted it and they now have a goose egg on their head and may need to go tot he ER? Mark has it so easy... Thanks for making my day!
Good one, Ash! Sorry about Kaleb's little mishap!! Sounds like you need a vacation...
Haha! So fabulous!
Awe.Some!!!
LOL! This is awesome!!
Very hilarious.
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